Laertes (Ralph): I'm gonna kill Hamlet. Here's my mean face. Grrrrr. [makes a face]
Claudius: Eh haha. Yeah but just in case you fail, I put some poison on the drapes, the food, even on Carl and Lenny over there.
Lenny: If Hamlet touches either of us, he's dead!
Carl: BOO YEAH! [they high five and drop dead]
So, we are all sick in the Anderson household. Sarah has actually lost her voice. Over dinner tonight she leaned over the table and said quietly: "Just talking gives me a headache." My response? "Your talking gives me a headache too!" Luckily, this was one of those times she could tell I was speaking in jest. Apparently it is sometimes hard to tell when I am being funny. Sarah says it is because funny is something I am not. I prefer to think that no one else is able to comprehend my extreme sense of humor. A king of comedy, that is me.
Just what is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Someone with apparently far too much time on their hands has come up with an answer to the question.
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